Men are like....

1. Men are like . Laxatives . They irritate the shit out of you.

2. Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.


3. Men are like . Weather . Nothing can be done to change them..

4. Men are like ....... Blenders .... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like . Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like . Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like . Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ........ Government Bonds . They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like ....... Popcorn ...... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like . Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like . Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like ........ Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.